Persons

If I had not, with mine own eyes, seen scientific proof of them I think I would think the human race to be something out of fantasy novels. The Fae, the Gnomes, and the Leprechauns make sense; humans, however, never cease to amaze me.

Today, two specimen walked into Starbucks (a great location for observing the habits of humans). Both fairly tall, he had a beard and shoulder-length dirty blond hair that was graying; she had brown wispy hair that was styled to just above her shoulders. They went to the counter, and asked for two glasses of ice water. With this being done, she held two leaves up to his nose and they began snogging like vampires.

In the entire time it took the barrister to fill the cups and return to where they stood enthralled in the finer points of each-others’ dental hygiene they did not once brake for air. The barrister asked if there was anything else, and, after a bit longer, they broke for air and he said “No thanks.” with a sure and distinct wink.

Hand in hand, the two proceeded from the building, only to lock into position once more outside.

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~ by jeorgesmith on 28 July 2007.

2 Responses to “Persons”

  1. She held two leaves up to his nose?

    WTF?

  2. Mmmm, yes. My though exactly.

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