Dear Starbucks Customer

Dear Customer,

I would like to inform you that the drink you want is called a “Grande Cafe Mocha”, not a “Grande Cafe Mocos”.

I assure you, the Mocha is a much better option.


~ by jeorgesmith on 20 February 2008.

3 Responses to “Dear Starbucks Customer”

  1. Insights such as this one must be what earned you your black apron.

    However, then again, you demonstrate an attitude of under-valuing creativity. And didn’t your Mom always teach you that you can’t say you don’t like it until you’ve tried it?

  2. As his Mom, I assure you that there are SOME things that you DON’T have to try to know that you won’t like them. You know, in good taste vs. taste good? (or not)

  3. The only thing this reminded me of was Austin Powers’s “mojo”. Not the most pleasant association, let me assure you.

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